Wanderlust... Talk to me.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
My favorite is when girls get catty and think I’m out to steal their boyfriends. Like no girl, I’m tryna fuck your father and take your college tuition money.